Why didn’t the yogi buy the vacuum cleaner?
It came with too many attachments!
What did the yogi tell his restless student?
Don’t just do something – Sit there!
What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed?
He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
What did the yogi say to his dog?
What’s the hardest yoga pose to master?
Corpse Pose. You only get it right once.
Why was the woman angry after her yoga class?
She was bent out of shape.
What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common?
They both take you to the core.
What’s the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do?
How many did you get right? It does not matter. Hope this lightened your spirits! Have a fantabulous day 🙂 🙂
Yogi. Blogger. Storyteller After, a decade of being a fitness enthusiast and various trial and errors with corporate jobs and teaching (post a PG degree in Management).